A striker who came from Devizes Did little to help to win prizes. When asked for a reason, He said, `Well, this season My boots were of two different sizes. - презентация

1 A striker who came from Devizes Did little to help to win prizes. When asked for a reason, He said, `Well, this season My boots were of two different sizes.

2 There was a young player from Tottenham, His manners he'd gone and forgotten 'em. One day at the doc's He took off his socks, Because he complained he felt hot in 'em.

3 There was a young striker from Spain Who hated to play in the rain. One day in a muddle He stepped in a puddle And got washed away in a drain.

4 There once was a footballing cat Who played in a black bowler hat. When he ran down the wing He could not see a thing And you can guess what the crowd thought of that!