WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out. - презентация

1 WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. MAN: You remind me of the sea. WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

2 BOY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?" Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

3 What man cannot live inside the house?

4 The snowman

5 What is there in your house that you must look into?

6 a mirror

7 What has two arms and four legs?

8 an armchair

9 What can you hear but not see?

10 The wind

11 The doors are open in the morning but shut at night. If you look into them, you'll see yourself inside.

12 Eyes